- Twin Peeps: Paris Hilton and Smurfette? - Say No To Crack
- Brothers fight about Mother's Day. Typical. - College Humor
- Top euphemisms for menstruation. - The Onion
- Team Paris wants to "Free Paris" a la a white baby tee. That's...hot. Get yours here. - As Seen On
- Heidi Klum goes on Conan to promote something(s) near and dear to her heart. - Web Junk TV
- What's better than a dancing pickle? Why, a kool-aid pickle! - i am bored
- Lohan goes on Conan to talk about the influence she has over little boys...
...Seriously. - Best Week Ever