- May your deep-tissue massage be joyous and filled with hand-knit mittens. Send a weird holiday greeting today! — Holidayomatic
- You know this happens all the time: Dude sends progressively drunker text messages to girl he's interested in. — College Humor
- And now, for something completely different: Animated Bacon! — J-Walk Blog
- Xmas story has been missing something, until now . . . — I Can Has Cheezburger?
- Art under the influence. — Eat Liver
- Awww. Sad! —Comics
- Speaker of the House caught wearing women's clothes. — The Onion
- World War II explained in one minute . . . — Influks