- Tanning and rapping: Two become one.
- Kitties: All dressed up with nowhere to purr.
- The most horrific, pathetic, disgusting, amusing, nauseating, angering, and downright repulsive moment to ever shame our TV screens.
- Tyra Banks smells Janet Jackson's armpit. No lie, cross my heart, and hope to cry.
- Some rich dumbass on The Millionaire Matchmaker asked a chick to marry him . . . on the first date.
- Fail Dogs: A winning idea.
- When (and if) this ever hits theaters, I'm there!
- Parental love: lost and found. I warn you, waterproof mascara is a must!
- You won't look at an M&M the same way ever again.