- Keep a young Hollywood has-been out of rehab — support the McLovin' fund!
- Thank you for dialing 911. What's your non-emergency?
- Ladies, we've come a long way. (But at least we always had rhythm, no?)
- The goat. He just. Won't. Quit. Talking.
- Yeah sure, the cat can brush his teeth — but can he floss?
- Wanna make it big in the music biz? Wear stilettos, a beeper, some body glitter, and talk to Erykah Badu.
- Cuz tonight baby, this mascot wants to get freaky with you.
- Can somebody please censor the talking toddler? She might offend some of our readers.