- RIP George Carlin. Your legacy lives on!
- It's imperative that we utilize our collective synergy, give it 110 percent, and vote to determine the most annoying corporate catchphrase. It's a win/win, really.
- I'm clearly not working my vajayjay to its full potential . . .
- If this doesn't make you smile, then I don't know what will.
- Didn't your mother teach you any ass hygiene?
- Funny or offensive? This banned mayo commercial was a little too forward for the peeps across the pond.
- The unscripted news is so much more informative — in a Freudian kind of way.
- When life gives you a steaming pile of dog sh*t, make Poopsicles!
- Methinks this Take Your Daughter to a Tattoo Parlor (and Watch Her Scream and Squirm) Day was a bad idea.
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