- Sexy Abe Lincoln, Sexy Mustard...Sexy Halloween Costumes!
- Why I don't go to theme parks, Reason # 187.
- Go, Donut! America's Next Top Kitten.
- I miss New York—Check out the subway breakdancers!
- I want to put him in my pocket.
- Security guard is here to
break upliven up the party.
- Look what's making front page news these days.
- Thanks for ruining my morning, a-hole.