- Mug shot fashions supplied my new motto.
- Pup takes a bath. Or is he real?
- Get creative, can do, rock on!
- Italian Spiderman, oh how I wish you were real!
- Who needs a gold record when you got gold-plated teeth and a Dr. Pepper deal?
- Kellie Pickler couldn’t find her way out of a paper bag.
- What’s worse than pint-sized beauty queens? Their stage mothers.
- Have you spoken to your kids about cooties?