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Girl 1: I've never been with a hairy guy and would like to keep it that way. It totally freaks me out.

Girl 2: Me neither, come to think of it. I always imagine that they're really beefy, too.

Girl 1: I don't think there are many out there.

Girl 2: It doesn't have to be gross, but when it starts crawling all over their bodies in a rug formation...Ewwww. Like how could you kiss the guy without getting a mouth full of hairs? You'd have to cough up a hairball afterwards like a cat.

(Based on actual overheard conversation.)

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