POPSUGAR Love The Goatee Saver The Goatee Saver by GiggleSugar 2/19/09 0 Shares Like us on Facebook Sign up for our daily newsletter > Follow us on Pinterest At first I rejoiced, thinking this thing shaved off goatees, and then I realized, nope. It just helps save them. Ugh. Read More The Goatee SaverGoateesDouchebagsAdvertising HumorVideo HumorHumor Humor 12 Totally Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Poses 21 Signs You're Shamelessly Obsessed With Christmas 44 White Elephant Gifts Your Friends Will Actually Love 14 of Amy Schumer's Most Relatable Sketches POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests. Get Inspired With Our Living Newsletter Personalize Food DIY Home Tech Love and Sex Vegetarian Sign up with facebook or By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. SKC-Sparkle 6 years That is a stupid commercial for a stupid look. GiggleSugar 6 years The dreaded soul patch — the goatee's evil spawn! :mob: nancita 6 years Oh great...just what the world needs. A scary mouth mask to save goatees. Now if only we can get one for the dreaded soul patch. Seitan 6 years Yeah I can think of a million things more worthy of saving. GiggleSugar 6 years See how powerful my wish was Seitan? ;) Seitan 6 years I think they're saying "goatee saver".