POPSUGAR Love The Goatee Saver The Goatee Saver by GiggleSugar 2/19/09 0 Shares Like us on Facebook Sign up for our daily newsletter > At first I rejoiced, thinking this thing shaved off goatees, and then I realized, nope. It just helps save them. Ugh. Read More The Goatee SaverGoateesDouchebagsAdvertising HumorVideo HumorHumor POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests. Get inspired with our daily newsletter Tech Food DIY Home Love and Sex Vegetarian Sign up with By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. SKC-Sparkle 6 years That is a stupid commercial for a stupid look. GiggleSugar 6 years The dreaded soul patch — the goatee's evil spawn! :mob: nancita 6 years Oh great...just what the world needs. A scary mouth mask to save goatees. Now if only we can get one for the dreaded soul patch. Seitan 6 years Yeah I can think of a million things more worthy of saving. GiggleSugar 6 years See how powerful my wish was Seitan? ;) Seitan 6 years I think they're saying "goatee saver".