POPSUGAR Love The Goatee Saver The Goatee Saver by GiggleSugar 2/19/09 0 Shares Like us on Facebook At first I rejoiced, thinking this thing shaved off goatees, and then I realized, nope. It just helps save them. Ugh. Read More The Goatee SaverGoateesDouchebagsAdvertising HumorVideo HumorHumor Get inspired with our daily newsletter Sign up for our daily newsletter. Food Home DIY Vegetarian Tech Love and Sex Sign up with SKC-Sparkle 6 years That is a stupid commercial for a stupid look. GiggleSugar 6 years The dreaded soul patch — the goatee's evil spawn! :mob: nancita 6 years Oh great...just what the world needs. A scary mouth mask to save goatees. Now if only we can get one for the dreaded soul patch. Seitan 6 years Yeah I can think of a million things more worthy of saving. GiggleSugar 6 years See how powerful my wish was Seitan? ;) Seitan 6 years I think they're saying "goatee saver".