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Gwyneth Paltrow Relationship Status Quiz

What Would Gwyneth Call Your Relationship Status?

When Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on her blog, she described their separation as only she could: a "consciously uncoupling." If you, too, are wondering how the queen of Goop would embellish your relationship status with a term equally as . . . Gwyneth, then take our quiz now.

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Where can you be found on a Saturday night?

At game night with your friends
At a bar drinking
In some cutie's bed
On a dinner date
It depends
On the couch watching Netflix

What's your favorite holiday?

New Year's Eve
Halloween
Birthday
St. Patrick's Day
Christmas
Valentine's Day

Pick a pair of sunglasses.

How do you usually meet love interests?

Online dating
Unexpected places
Bars
Facebook
Friends set me up
Craigslist casual encounters

Pick a book.

How often do you have sex?

Not very often
Pretty frequently
Never
Sporadically
A LOT
On a regular basis

Which celebrity couple do you relate to?

Which of these is most important to you in a relationship?

Passion and breaking the rules
A sense of comfortable affection
Having our own lives
Making each other laugh
Having the same expectations
Uncomplicated sexual chemistry

Who's your favorite comedian?

What's your dating deal-breaker?

Being clingy
A low sex drive
Not being as into me as I'm into them
Not being willing to commit
Apathy
Cheating
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