The female equivalent of having a ringtone that says "I'm a tits and ass man" would basically be any song by Peaches. (F*ck the Pain Away, with its charming first line, comes to mind.) But this commercial begs a couple questions. First of all, why is beer associated with douchebaggery? Second, doesn't being a "tits and ass man" just mean you're a hetero dude? Dumb.