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Harlequin Kiss Creator

Celebrate Valentine's Day With Harlequin's Interactive Kiss Creator

Why wait for the man of your dreams, when you can make 2D figurines embrace with Harlequin's interactive kissing tool on Patent Your Kiss. Frankly, I don't understand any of it, but Harlequin Romance, proud publisher of only the smuttiest novels for over 60 years, seems to believe the kiss is threatened, like nuclear families, the sanctity of marriage, or smoking in public.



Despite providing viking hats, chaps, and Fabio-like hair, it inflicts its PG-rated kissing values on you as you create the kiss. See the exclamation point on my guy's butt? I'm not sure why that's there, but I believe it's to note the human body can't physically move any farther in that direction; otherwise, a note would have popped up and said "Someone's feeling naughty. Let's rein it in." Because that happened. Twice.



Speaking of inflicting values, I don't think this is good for America. It's about three codes away from the virtual romances ruining Japanese love lives!

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