If the campaign has been a marathon so far (that, uh, we're just getting to the starting line of?!?), Caucus Day in Iowa is that last .2 of the 26.2 miles that almost break you. Unlike all-day primaries, the caucus goods don't get rolling until 7 p.m., so bloggers, anchors, and pundits are left spinning their wheels, throwing out bizarre canned pieces, and getting a little punchy waiting for the witching hour.
Here are some "waiting for the bus" reports:
Wanna know what to get Hillary? (Or Mitt?) Chocolate-covered chocolate, apparently.
Bloggers lose their minds (albeit entirely humorously) right along with the sleep-starved candidates. . .
. . . And plain give up posting "news."
And here's the piece de resistance to hang it up and drink some cocoa, from Big Head DC . . .
Pass the marshmallows.