I'm officially a fan of this African grey parrot, Yosuke. He flew out of the apartment where he was living in Tokyo (with humans, of course; Tokyo is too expensive for a single bird), and the police found him on a neighboring roof. He was quiet when they took him to the station, but after being transferred to a local veterinarian, the parrot suddenly busted out with this gem: "I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura." If that weren't awesome enough, Mr. Yosuke Nakamura also gave them his address, including the street number, followed by some singing entertainment for the hospital staff. When he was returned to his human family, they told the authorities that they'd been teaching him this info for about two years. Polly want a book deal! Click here to read more about this feathered genius.