Meet Charles Haeberle, a 39-year-old general manager and resident at the Lodge at Kennebunk in Maine. He's ready to get married, and prepared to give $5,000 to the
mercenary woman prostitute who's ready to take him up on his offer. (Well, actually, he will pay in installments: $400 after the fourth successful date, $1,100 at the engagement, and $3,500 at the wedding). He doesn't go to bars, couldn't meet any women at church, and got no replies after he wrote a poem, put it in a bottle and threw it into the ocean. So, the logical next step, of course, was an ad in Craigslist. Good luck, Chuck! You're gonna need it. Click here to read about the world's last true romantic.