Meet Kylene Nelson of Land O' Lakes, Florida. Her idea of pedagogical engagement is not to illustrate, say, math principles or something with pasta shells, but to start grinding up on her horrified eighth grade students with her pants hanging off her pantyless bum. This is not this alcoholic's first brush with trouble (let's call a spade a spade, shall we?). She skipped a teacher meeting one day only to be found passed out in her car surrounded by bottles of wine. C'mon Kylene, it's time to step up to the plate, lady!