Court rulings have become the stuff of child's play. A New Hampshire inmate filed a lawsuit because prison officials will not feed him a kosher diet. To get the court's attention (or just be a smart ass), the inmate attached a hard-boiled egg to his complaint. The presiding judge responded with:
"I do not like eggs in the file. I do not like them in any style. I will not take them fried or boiled. I will not take them poached or broiled. I will not take them soft or scrambled Despite an argument well-rambled...No fan I am Of the egg at hand. Destroy that egg! Today! Today! Today I say! Without delay!"
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