Wouldn't Pestilential Bunny be an awesome heavy metal band name? Or how about Weeping Hearse? I must say, one of my favorite things about real or fake quizzes is coming up with the fake answers — particularly in the case of heavy metal band names.
If you need a little help, have no fear: there is a handy heavy metal band name generator online to help you brainstorm. . . Come to think of it, Braynstorm would be a pretty awesome name too. So tell us: What would your heavy metal band name be?