There are layers upon layers of funny in this news broadcast. First, there's the dumbass who wanted to play Santa Claus by squeezing himself down his own chimney. Second, there's his hyperactive hurricane of a girlfriend who storms in and out of the segment while screaming about her property damage. Third, the on-camera interview involves flipping the bird and popping a squat. And then, of course, there's the fact that this even made it to television-- and as a "top story," no less. Need I say more?