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How A Child Is Forever Scarred...

Famous last words, "Don't be scared. Daddy make sure you won't get hurt." Daddy should also make sure to save up enough funds between now and early adolescence to pay for Jr's pending psychotherapy and multiple prescriptions for high priced anti-anxiety meds. And Daddy better also prepare to be blamed for everything later on in Jr's life- cuz one fall covers it all.

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