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How To Dance Like A White Guy

When I discovered this ad for an instructional white boy dance video, my favorite rhythmically challenged "Average Homeboy" of all time came to mind- none other than Danny Blazin' Hazen. In fact, I'm wondering if he jacked a few of his white boy shuffle skillz from this how-to video...because that "double squat, spin, clap, and point" move is looking awfully familiar.

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BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 9 years
wtf?! haha
JennaV JennaV 9 years
:oy:
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
Wow, this thread is just chock-full o' celebrity commenters. ;)
Jinx Jinx 9 years
Ummm, okay....~Procrastinate Now! Don't Put It Off~ (Ellen)
RCLdesigngirl RCLdesigngirl 9 years
I'm laughing in spite of myself, and surprisingly not at all offended by the racist "honkey" remark...
DesignRchic DesignRchic 9 years
What's up Yao?! I'm a HUGE fan. ;)
YaoMing YaoMing 9 years
I'm pretty sure that some of my teammate have seen this video.
MelissaRivers MelissaRivers 9 years
yeah, lol! she does floor work of course. pelvis thrusts and stuff. we've talked about whether any of this is at all appropriate.
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
Must be hard to do some sexy pole dancing when she's so preggers. That's hilarious!
MelissaRivers MelissaRivers 9 years
the pole gets sweaty. i just take a semi-private class with my friend tori. people always want to talk to her so we can't do group classes.
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
I kind of figured that whatever he was wearing, it would be form-fitting and revealing. Is it a good workout? I hate working out but I could get into something if it was actually FUN.
MelissaRivers MelissaRivers 9 years
No, get this, he's BLACK! he wears bicycle shorts and sometimes no shirt. when he does wear shirts they are tight spaghetti string tank tops. Usually mint green or brown.
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
Melissa, does your instructor wear a tight short unitard? Or parachute pants with no shirt? Or little red jogging shorts with white trim and a cut-off T-shirt? I have a lot of images running through my mind now. All are fairly disturbing.
MelissaRivers MelissaRivers 9 years
My ex-husband "danced like a white guy!" I dance like a fly girl. Even my kids think so! I've been taking this erotic poll dancing workout classes in West Hollywood. And get this -- my instructor is a MAN!!!
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