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How To Dress Up Like A Classy Ho

Dear Sugar
I am throwing a "Pimps and Ho's" party for my 23rd birthday in two weeks. It wasn't my idea, but I am getting excited about it as the date of the party gets closer. However, I am not the skinniest person. I'm 5'6 and I weigh 160. What are some classy, yet still in the spirit of the party, figure flattering outfits you can recommend? Classy Ho

Dear Classy Ho
Happy Birthday! You don't have to be scantily clad to give off the "ho vibe." Black is flattering, slimming and the color choice is perfect if you want to look promiscuous. Wear head to toe black and make the top low cut so your ta-tas are the focal point. Your accessories are what will send the message. Try adding a chain belt, big, ostentatious earrings and the most important part -- platform spikes with fishnet stockings (if you wear a black skirt). Red lipstick and lots of eye make-up will complete the look. Since you are the birthday girl, go over the top and add on a red hot feather boa... prrrr.

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