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How Men Keep From Being Gay

Women seem to be able to maintain hetero friendships with other chicks without freaking out that they might be gay. But male heterosexuality? According to this guy, "it's a house of cards that can collapse at any moment." So how to maintain it? WANGZ: We are not gay zone. WANGZ involves no eye contact between men, a two-foot buffer between them, and sublimation of even the barest hint of homo desire through violent acts. Or . . . they could just avoid making out. (That sounds easiest to me!)

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Phil Phil 8 years
HA! So true. It's like how only two guys can sit on a three seat sofa. When a third guy sits down, one of the guys have somewhere between 2-4 minutes to get up to "get a beer" before someone starts making out.
tkoblondee tkoblondee 8 years
Dude! lol
tkoblondee tkoblondee 8 years
Dude! lol
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
Perfect! :D
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
Perfect! :D
Jennipoo Jennipoo 8 years
LOL saninmytoes!!! So it's a "guy" term! Slowly cracking the codes! =) lol
sandinmytoes sandinmytoes 8 years
:rotfl: jennipoo, a guy friend of mine used the term "crossing of the swords" recently, i nearly died laughing!
sandinmytoes sandinmytoes 8 years
:rotfl: jennipoo, a guy friend of mine used the term "crossing of the swords" recently, i nearly died laughing!
KiDoE KiDoE 8 years
"Don't make out with George"lol
KiDoE KiDoE 8 years
"Don't make out with George" lol
glam-sugar glam-sugar 8 years
:rotfl:
glam-sugar glam-sugar 8 years
:rotfl:
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 8 years
That was great. I must say that with WANGZ aside, those guys were hot!
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 8 years
jaja dude... dude... here in Mexico they say "wey" to each other,... they say it to frequently.. it scares...I must send this to my bro and friends... I just hope it is not too late for them! :rotfl:
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 8 years
jaja dude... dude... here in Mexico they say "wey" to each other,... they say it to frequently.. it scares... I must send this to my bro and friends... I just hope it is not too late for them! :rotfl:
Jennipoo Jennipoo 8 years
That was BRILLIANT! well edited, for sure!My boyfriend and his friend always joke about going to the bathroom together and peeing side-by-side... "sword fight"... so precious.
Jennipoo Jennipoo 8 years
That was BRILLIANT! well edited, for sure! My boyfriend and his friend always joke about going to the bathroom together and peeing side-by-side... "sword fight"... so precious.
suzanne suzanne 8 years
:ROTFL: Dude!
suzanne suzanne 8 years
:ROTFL: Dude!
misslarue misslarue 8 years
It's so true! I see guys at the movies all the time with an empty seat in between them. Hilarious!
Beauty Beauty 8 years
Hilarious. And well-edited and paced, too.
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