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How Men Keep From Being Gay

Women seem to be able to maintain hetero friendships with other chicks without freaking out that they might be gay. But male heterosexuality? According to this guy, "it's a house of cards that can collapse at any moment." So how to maintain it? WANGZ: We are not gay zone. WANGZ involves no eye contact between men, a two-foot buffer between them, and sublimation of even the barest hint of homo desire through violent acts. Or . . . they could just avoid making out. (That sounds easiest to me!)

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