What is a loser man's last resort at gettin' the babes? High on that list, I imagine, is hypnosis. It's very hard to believe this isn't some kind of SNL parody, but people, it's real. Basically, some mustachioed middle-aged man narrates very slowly over a scene of a dude enticing a woman back to her place — so that he can hypnotize her and then make out with her while she's under his spell. This pathetic video played at the Found Footage Festival, along with heckling from the audience. This guy's moves are making the gettin' chicks with magic tricks video look like good advice.