"A good friend of yours (she asked to remain anonymous, for now) has paid for you to receive a full body tantric massage during a tantra session with me in Old Town Alexandria.
Tantra sessions are very soothing, relaxing and will have you floating on clouds when it's over. During your session you'll be coached on breathing, concentration, and sounding. Tantra sessions, on average, usually go for about two to three hours."
And now, this massage person is IMing me, trying to get me to schedule my appointment. Uhh, no thank you.