Among independent voters, Charlie Sheen is winning. Duh. In a recent poll, more independent voters said they would pick Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin for president by a 41 to 36 margin. Among Democrats, he'd beat Palin by a 44 to 24 point margin. But don't expect to see the unemployed actor and his goddesses in the White House anytime soon, even if he ran against Palin in a tiger-blood-fueled fantasy come true. Among all voters, Palin beats Sheen by 49 to 29. And it might make Palin feel better to know that 24 percent of total voters say they'd choose Charlie Sheen over Barack Obama. Only in America. Time for a snap poll among TrèsSugar readers! Given a choice between Sheen and Palin, who would you vote for?