As an International Male (does that mean gigolo?), you need to emphasize and upholster your man business. I've learned things perusing this catalog's startling pictures that I may never recover from. There's a push-up thong that has "padding hidden inside" that "lifts you up and out." Men can also purchase onesie girdles called Side Trimmers, which hide love handles "for a sleek, lean silhouette under tight-fitting fashions." Please — no tight fitting International Male fashions! I. Can't. Take. It. What would you be more appalled to find out your man was wearing — what's tackier?