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It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we thought we'd revive an old post and throw these pirate pick-up lines yarrr way. Enjoy!

Pick-up lines are usually weak and ineffective, but have you been approached by a pirate lately? Those pirates really know how to work what they got and I must admit, a few of these lines are so wrong and absurd, they strike me funny bone and almost hook me interest. Here arrrrrrrre a few:

  • I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
  • Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
  • Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
  • Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
  • So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
  • You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
  • Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
  • See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby.
  • Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
  • Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

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UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Hooray for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!! :-D
jennytrauma jennytrauma 9 years
todays my birthday, my bf called me with a pirate birthday wish.
gooey-munster gooey-munster 9 years
"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."Me fav!
gooey-munster gooey-munster 9 years
"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight." Me fav!
glam-sugar glam-sugar 9 years
Ahahahahahahaha!
glam-sugar glam-sugar 9 years
Ahahahahahahaha!
Angelica Angelica 9 years
"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" I'm gonna have to use this somehow. You kill me giggle.
junebrug junebrug 9 years
Those are hilarious! I like the last one best.
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
arr... wonderous booty. lol
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
arr... wonderous booty. lol
ALSW ALSW 9 years
Nice. Love the poopdeck one.
ALSW ALSW 9 years
Nice. Love the poopdeck one.
bookgirl bookgirl 9 years
Nice, I'm sending this link to my friend who insists on dressing as a pirate every Halloween. Now she'll at least have some good pick up lines.
HistoryGeek913 HistoryGeek913 9 years
lol! Love it!
HistoryGeek913 HistoryGeek913 9 years
lol! Love it!
sweetheart_450 sweetheart_450 9 years
Haha! The first one is funny.
sweetheart_450 sweetheart_450 9 years
Haha! The first one is funny.
BlairBear BlairBear 9 years
I especially like the 'poop deck' one, that made me giggle.
gigglesss gigglesss 9 years
ahaha. those are silly
gigglesss gigglesss 9 years
ahaha. those are silly
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