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If the Intro of 60 Minutes Took Steroids and Had Ron Burgundy

I don't think there are many folks for whom that 60 Minutes ticking clock opener doesn't prompt childhood flashbacks of a Sunday night dread of homework, baths, and bedtime. This is decidedly more fun: It takes the famous intro, the "I'm Morely Safer" part, and, well, imagines what would happen if Rambo and friends showed up to contribute.

I can't stop watching it over and over. Especially the Fight Club one. Ha! This 60 Minutes fun is second only to the "Andy Rooney Game," invented by comedian Joe Mande, where you erase all but the first and last sentence of Andy Rooney's weekly rant, leaving a little gem that's kind of surprisingly funny. Though I may be the only one on the planet under 75 who really enjoys Mr. Rooney, I do have a bit of an old fogey affinity.

To see my favorite Rooney remix,


I know. Bizarre verging on not-funny — I can't help it — I don't know why but I'm hooked.

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CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 8 years
I abhore Rooney, just the thought of his eyebrows and scowl makes me thank god for father time.
krazykarot krazykarot 8 years
haha sadly i have seen that exact Rooney piece on junk mail a few years ago.
kcwebgirl kcwebgirl 8 years
i am don conjulio
kcwebgirl kcwebgirl 8 years
i am don conjulio
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 8 years
You know Andy is getting up there and if he ever retires they should get Dame Edna to take his place.
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