As if cell phones aren't obnoxious and annoying enough, some horny bastard is marketing a new line of erotic ring tones called Moantones. His name is Johnny Carcinogen (how appropriate) and he runs a website where peeps can download robot voices, sexy screams, dirrty talk, and spanking sounds straight to their phones. Oy vey. But I think it's safe to say that the punks with these ringtones probably don't get many calls anyway. One would need (girl)friends for that.
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