Look, we know Leo has lost much of his boyish good looks, but we certainly think he's still marriage material. Then again, we don't have a Jewish mother country to please. Baruch Marzel, on behalf of Israeli Nationalist group Lehava, sent Israeli model Bar Refaeli, and her mother, a letter urging her to ditch her non-Jewish boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio.
“It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family’s future generations from the Jewish people. Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people . . . Come to your senses, look forward and back too — and not only the present. Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations.”
The words "Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations" are so wonderfully absurd that just reading them makes me happy I got out of bed today. Is there even a word for a male shiksa?