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Jersey Shore Quotes 2010-06-29 12:45:11

8 Reasons to Fear the Jersey Shore Gang

Season two of the Jersey Shore premieres in exactly one month, and the gang will bring their best one-liners, scripted and unscripted, back into our lives.

Some characters may be more aggressive than others, but they are all their best when unleashing threats — except for maybe Snooki, who really excels at self-deprecation. Here are eight reminders that whether creeping, GTLing, or all-out brawling, these eight are not to be messed with.

  • "I will cut your hair while you're sleeping." — Angelina
  • "It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose." — Pauly D
  • "She called Snookers fat and that like triggered me, umm, I threw my drink in her face." — J-WOWW
  • "You are excluded from dinner then, from now on you are excluded from the surf 'n' turf night. You excluded from ravioli night, you excluded from chicken cutlet night." — The Situation

See the final four below.

  • "I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me." — Sammi
  • “I’ve got my creepy patent move.” — Ronnie
  • "I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*cking princess of f*cking Poughkeepsie." — Snooki
  • "Holy sh*t! I think I've got pinkeye." —Vinnie

Photo courtesy of MTV

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amber512 amber512 6 years
Ugh, this sort of stuff just draws me in! I must watch the insanity.
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 6 years
Damn! Someone must have pissed the Situation off big-time to get banned from ravioli AND chicken cutlets...
RoaringSilence RoaringSilence 6 years
I am not sure why princesses and no ravioli are supposed to strike fear into my heart, but yeah, the other stuff is scareh. I would not want to make them mad.
skigurl skigurl 6 years
I thought I'd never get into it, but .... damn, I am a believer now.
Moms Moms 6 years
LOL — Bring on the fist pumps, high hair, and crazy dance moves! Jersey Shore is my guilty pleasure. I hope they sterilized the hot tub during the hiatus!
fuzzles fuzzles 6 years
Noooooooooooooo! Not chicken cutlet night! *kicks desk*
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