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Jersey Shore Slang

We were remiss not to cover the misogynistic mess that is MTV's Jersey Shore in December, but it's a new year and everybody needs a resolution. The show walks a careful, tan line between spellbinding and appalling, and last night's episode veered more toward the appalling end of the shore.

Ronnie continually emotionally abuses Sammi — telling her she has a "Fred Flinstone toe" and getting unspeakably mad when she tells him to "go f— himself." Then she blames herself for angering him! I don't know why I am surprised; both the girls and guys on the show continually put down women. You don't even need to watch the show — just look at their choicest words.

  • Creep: We hear this word first from Ronnie when he says, "I left her [Sammi] at the house to go creep on some girls at Karma." Then Snooki and Sammi use it too! You might think creep as a verb means exactly what it sounds like, and it does. But according to Urban Dictionary, it has more nuanced meanings: hitting on drunk women while sober or vice versa; sleeping with someone who's taken or hitting on someone while taken (cheating?); and hitting on much younger women. So, basically, anything creepy.

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  • Grenade: When the blond women, who "don't even look Italian," come over and start a fight . . . at least that's the gang's interpretation. I'm pretty sure Snooki followed them out, but I digress. They call one of the girls a "grenade," which I thought was for her quick ability to throw fists frantically and indiscriminately, but not according to Urban Dictionary. It's actually a term for "the solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties."
  • Animal-themed words for women: Hippo, elephant. I don't think the Jersey Shore cast used these to mean anything other than bigger than average or, in Snooki's case, her. But, really, two in an episode?!

Have you picked up any Shore slang?

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alexask alexask 6 years
also, the first time you said "creep" was mentioned is incorrect. at least the episode where snickers or snookie got hit they all complained about mike "creeping" directly after the fight.
alexask alexask 6 years
what?! ronnie only made fun of her flinstone toe after she called him a stumpy bastard!i'm not sticking up for any of these guys or girls because they get into so many weird physical altercations all the time.
alexask alexask 6 years
what?! ronnie only made fun of her flinstone toe after she called him a stumpy bastard! i'm not sticking up for any of these guys or girls because they get into so many weird physical altercations all the time.
marleneb marleneb 6 years
I cannot help but what this show. They sound so I do not even know how to describe how they sound. I always get a good laugh out of every episode though. I really hope they only act this way in front of the cameras and not in real life.
cheekachu cheekachu 6 years
Please, Ronnie does not "emotionally abuse" Sammi. He was teasing her, and only minutes before, she called him a "stumpy bastard." I think that's a bit more insulting than a bit of joking about a weirdly shaped toe, which sounded like it was an in-joke anyway.
danizzle danizzle 6 years
i LOVE this show! it gives me plenty of good laughs. i love the GTL term (gym tan laundry lol) i think ronnie is actually a nice guy, unlike all the juiceheads that are a staple at seaside. i have to go back and get myself some more entertainment!!
danizzle danizzle 6 years
i LOVE this show! it gives me plenty of good laughs. i love the GTL term (gym tan laundry lol)i think ronnie is actually a nice guy, unlike all the juiceheads that are a staple at seaside. i have to go back and get myself some more entertainment!!
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 6 years
I agree postmodern. These creeps get on my last nerve.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
This show is disgusting.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
This show is disgusting.
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