Mr. Rogers dedicated his life to the provision of wholesome programming to educate young people, inspire their imaginations, and foster a healthy curiosity of the world around them. Enter Jimmy Kimmel. His curiosity stays on one track and one track only — the track of innuendo. He took old clips of everyone's favorite neighbor and "freshened" them up a bit by adding a few too many censors. Before long, our trusty imaginations take over . . .