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John Mayer on Masturbation in Rolling Stone

Say What? "I Am the New Generation of Masturbator"


"Blowing me off is the new sucking me off! . . . I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week . . . I don’t like that question [about masturbating daily], because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say 'Yes, but of course I do.'"

— John Mayer in February's Rolling Stone. "Blowing me off is the new sucking me off" — does that make sense to anyone?! And, John, we wouldn't think you were crazy if you said you masturbated daily; we would only think you were crazy if you said something like "Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."

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ashleyheatherr ashleyheatherr 6 years
Once again, he has grossed me out. You're gross John Mayer. Shut up.
Cris1192 Cris1192 6 years
wtf?
Cris1192 Cris1192 6 years
wtf?
Yogaforlife Yogaforlife 6 years
I have never understanded the appeal of this man.
Blackwood Blackwood 6 years
I think it was funny and that he didn't mean for people to take it seriously.Some of his expressions invoke very twisted an absurd mental pictures, which I think is awesome, because that's what sets him apart and make people notice him. Interviews are a way of promoting himself, and he managed to do that with this one in a brilliant way, so even if I don't agree with everything he says or think he's a genius (I never listened to his music, so I don't know, since he's not popular in my country), I do admire his wit and talent for self-promotion.
Blackwood Blackwood 6 years
I think it was funny and that he didn't mean for people to take it seriously. Some of his expressions invoke very twisted an absurd mental pictures, which I think is awesome, because that's what sets him apart and make people notice him. Interviews are a way of promoting himself, and he managed to do that with this one in a brilliant way, so even if I don't agree with everything he says or think he's a genius (I never listened to his music, so I don't know, since he's not popular in my country), I do admire his wit and talent for self-promotion.
starbucks2 starbucks2 6 years
I've loved his music from day one and, man, I love that he's just saying whatever the fuck he wants. That quote about seeing assholes than a proctologist? Priceless! Thank you for trying to open some princess-eyes, hypnoticmix!
starbucks2 starbucks2 6 years
I've loved his music from day one and, man, I love that he's just saying whatever the fuck he wants. That quote about seeing assholes than a proctologist? Priceless! Thank you for trying to open some princess-eyes, hypnoticmix!
chillchic chillchic 6 years
Agreed, Acid Pops. I'm scratching my head right now.
runningesq runningesq 6 years
Dear John Mayer,STFU.Loverunning
runningesq runningesq 6 years
Dear John Mayer, STFU. Love running
Acid-Pops Acid-Pops 6 years
Did that interview just make the kinda sense I'm not in on?
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 6 years
Well ladies I can understand your gross-outedness because a young mans mind is simply Pandora for a true Lady. You'd need one of those protective suits from the C.D.C. just to tip toe around in there. Being a man my self and being involved in sports and couching when I was younger and hanging around dudes most of my life I have to say that I admire John Mayer for his candidness. That quality to me is refreshing in a world where love is often duped by a temporary facade only to find out one's genuine character when they've become complacent about what they presented in the first place.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 6 years
Well ladies I can understand your gross-outedness because a young mans mind is simply Pandora for a true Lady. You'd need one of those protective suits from the C.D.C. just to tip toe around in there. Being a man my self and being involved in sports and couching when I was younger and hanging around dudes most of my life I have to say that I admire John Mayer for his candidness. That quality to me is refreshing in a world where love is often duped by a temporary facade only to find out one's genuine character when they've become complacent about what they presented in the first place.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 6 years
Ew, he grosses me out. He just oozes douche.
cdelaney cdelaney 6 years
weffie-i think you are right on about his quote. that's how i interpreted it as well. he is such a tool. he thinks he is THE shit, but he is actually just a PIECE of shit. i'm tired of his pathetic, whorish musings, and then he'll talk about finding a wife in the next sentence. ah!
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 6 years
"Anyone else feel sorry for his therapist." medenginer, love it. I have this new fantasy: I want to down about four double shots of Jack, walk up to John Mayer, and kick him in the balls. He looks strung out. I wonder what he's on.
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 6 years
"Anyone else feel sorry for his therapist." medenginer, love it.I have this new fantasy: I want to down about four double shots of Jack, walk up to John Mayer, and kick him in the balls.He looks strung out. I wonder what he's on.
LikeThoseShoes LikeThoseShoes 6 years
aahaha i think he's fuckin funny. everyones so serious... yeah his music says one thing and his actions and interviews say another... so what. i know tons of people who put up the "i dont give a fuck" front... hell im guilty... makes things easier to laugh at... plus its just great seeing peoples reaction of you, thinking you're a disgusting tool when really they are completely clueless... lol it just goes to show everyone is ignorant... him for what he says and anyone else for giving enough of a damn to talk shit
LikeThoseShoes LikeThoseShoes 6 years
aahaha i think he's fuckin funny. everyones so serious... yeah his music says one thing and his actions and interviews say another... so what. i know tons of people who put up the "i dont give a fuck" front... hell im guilty... makes things easier to laugh at... plus its just great seeing peoples reaction of you, thinking you're a disgusting tool when really they are completely clueless... lol it just goes to show everyone is ignorant... him for what he says and anyone else for giving enough of a damn to talk shit
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
John Mayer is a tool.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
John Mayer is a tool.
oohsexypenguin oohsexypenguin 6 years
Ick. I can't stand John Mayer. He just grosses me out.
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