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John Mayer on Masturbation in Rolling Stone

Say What? "I Am the New Generation of Masturbator"

"Blowing me off is the new sucking me off! . . . I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week . . . I don’t like that question [about masturbating daily], because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say 'Yes, but of course I do.'"

John Mayer in February's Rolling Stone. "Blowing me off is the new sucking me off" — does that make sense to anyone?! And, John, we wouldn't think you were crazy if you said you masturbated daily; we would only think you were crazy if you said something like "Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."

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