Or this man will be very, very unhappy. And there's no telling what he could do with that, er, mustache thingy on his face.
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We've all had outfits that are now out of style, as well as hairdos that have become hair DON'Ts. Or maybe you've seen someone on the street that made you say "No she didn't!" Snap a pic and post it in Dressed to Ill. Whatever it is, we want to see it!
Every week, we'll pick an especially funny picture and feature it on Thursday as our funniest Dressed to Ill picture!
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