A date, natch! And we don't mean another hooker, we mean — your wife! Here, Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee of The Daily Show imagine what we've yet to see: a confession from the whoremongering wife standing with her long-suffering hubby. Yeah, hell will freeze over before this happens, and if it does, I'm not sure I'd call it progress. (Thanks for the send, GeekSugar!)
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