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Kids' Rock CD Infomercial

Lame Children's Songs: New and Improved!

The kids are screaming in the back seat, but you'd rather put a hammer to your head than listen to another kiddie song. What to do? Pull out Kids' Rock, the CD that couples kiddie song lyrics with adult tunes. "Old McPearl Jam Had a Farm," anyone? How about a little "B-I-N-G-Metallic-O"? And let's not forget "Welcome to McDonald's," the song that put Guns 'N Roses at the top of the (kiddie) charts. Listen up:

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sanriano sanriano 7 years
Genius! Sooo much better than those CD's they sell with those annoying kids singing popular hits of today.
miss-britt miss-britt 7 years
i love it, way way better than those kid bop cds. I worked at a daycare center and listening to kid bop for days on end makes you want to shoot yourself.
tglynn tglynn 7 years
haha. I'd buy it
tglynn tglynn 7 years
haha. I'd buy it
radarkitty radarkitty 7 years
:rotfl: Sadly, I would probably buy this if it was real! My 4 year olds favorite band is AC/DC so it's right up his alley. That Alanis song is awful though. I hate her anyway.
radarkitty radarkitty 7 years
:rotfl: Sadly, I would probably buy this if it was real! My 4 year olds favorite band is AC/DC so it's right up his alley. That Alanis song is awful though. I hate her anyway.
AKirstin AKirstin 7 years
I hate those cd's.
AKirstin AKirstin 7 years
I hate those cd's.
nancita nancita 7 years
The Pearl Jam parody sounds eerily real.
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