Country star Brad Paisley is a Twitter fiend. His wife, Kimberly Williams-Paisley: not so much. Perhaps she's too busy coining clever new words like "twittow," which Paisley unveiled in a recent tweet.
A mashup of Twitter and widow, "twittow" refers to a woman who is virtually abandoned by her constantly twittering mate. So I guess that means a man neglected by a twittering ladyfriend is a twittower?
Are you a twittow? Are you ignored in favor of another tech obsession, or perhaps a more old-school diversion? Comfort yourself! Coin a word for your plight in the comments.