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Krayon Brooks Overanalyzes Beyonce

Someone Is Overanalyzing Beyonce's Lyrics

Beyonce's latest album, I Am Sasha Fierce has led Krayon Brooks (nice name!) to pause and analyze her multifaceted personality multiple personality disorder. One minute, she wants you to put a ring on it. In her last album, she was telling someone to put everything in a box and get out. So which is it? When she was in Destiny's Child, she sang a song called "Bills, Bills, Bills," and she wanted her dude to pay them all. But then in the soundtrack to Charlie's Angels, she says she's an independent woman. My favorite contradiction he points out is, "Do you want me to say your name? Or do you want me to shut up?" Krayon, you need to get out more!

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