Skip Nav
30 Things Divorced People Think You Should Know About Marriage
Why We Have to Let Go of Our Soul Mates
51 Real-Girl Engagement Rings Massive Enough to Ice-Skate On

Ladies, Break Out the Champagne

Years ago, there was a myth floating around that a woman over 30 had a better chance of getting hit by a bus than of getting married. The latest breaking animal news that male chimps prefer older females is perhaps even more depressing.

I don't even want to get married, but is this what I have to look forward to? Either getting hit by a bus or hit on by a chimp?

Around The Web
Join The Conversation
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
Oh, Pinkperfectpixie (I'll try to say that 10 times fast!), that was not the point of this, to make you depressed! (Although go for the chocolate, by all means). I was making fun of the people who write these stories and try to make women feel bad (maybe not so much the chimp story, but definitely the "getting hit by a bus" story). Stay strong, lady, and eat all the chocolate you want!!!
Pinkperfectpixie Pinkperfectpixie 10 years
Oh great! So the chances of a divorced 34 year old mother of three are reallllly slim to none!!! I'm depressed now...where's my chocolate???
Ikea "Retail Therapy" Website
What Is the Giraffe Tie Meme?
Fuller House Ramona GIFs
Gifts For People Who Hate People
Real-Life Elf on the Shelf Ideas
McRib Woman Speaks to City Council
Fifty Shades of GIFs Tweets

POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests.

From Our Partners
Latest Love
All the Latest From Ryan Reynolds