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Years ago, there was a myth floating around that a woman over 30 had a better chance of getting hit by a bus than of getting married. The latest breaking animal news that male chimps prefer older females is perhaps even more depressing.

I don't even want to get married, but is this what I have to look forward to? Either getting hit by a bus or hit on by a chimp?

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GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
Oh, Pinkperfectpixie (I'll try to say that 10 times fast!), that was not the point of this, to make you depressed! (Although go for the chocolate, by all means). I was making fun of the people who write these stories and try to make women feel bad (maybe not so much the chimp story, but definitely the "getting hit by a bus" story). Stay strong, lady, and eat all the chocolate you want!!!
Pinkperfectpixie Pinkperfectpixie 9 years
Oh great! So the chances of a divorced 34 year old mother of three are reallllly slim to none!!! I'm depressed now...where's my chocolate???
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