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Lighten Up: What Your Name Would Be If You Were a Palin. . .

The Palin clan, Track, Trig, Willow, Bristol, and Piper (um, just listed by memory, look out!) are as well-known for their unique monikers than almost anything. While there are stories behind all of the names, the boys might have gotten theirs just so they'd appear all the more manly. One name expert says, "Short names like these are given by people who want their kids to be masculine. She's athletic, she's coached kids, so maybe that's part of her value system." Want some of that value system in your own name, cursing your own dumb luck for not being born a Palin?

Wait no more! This brilliant afternoon time-suck is the most fun you'll have with Sarah Palin all year. Promise. Just enter in your own name, and out comes your if-Sarah-Palin-named-you name. Let's just say, as a proud "Hen Waffle Palin," I'm sure I'd fit right on in on the campaign trail. What's your Palin name? Maybe it'll be so good, you'll want a tattoo of it . . .


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lorenashley lorenashley 7 years
Steam Fangs Palin LOL
milosmommy milosmommy 7 years
I got Rust Mustang Palin, the hubby is Axe Diesel Palin (I like it cuz it reminds me of Vin and my son got Package Witchita Palin. Too funny
hkdkat hkdkat 7 years
Plop Hero Palin for me Stinger Assassin Palin for the BF
lynn2007 lynn2007 7 years
lol, I got Rust Mustang Palin
bastylefilegirl bastylefilegirl 7 years
Stinger Assassin Palin ahahaha classic!
valancyjane valancyjane 7 years
Mine is Shove Maggot, heh. I have to say, I don't think the girls' names are so bad. Track and Trig, though, are definitely ... um ... unique.
Roarman Roarman 7 years
If I were a Palin boy my name would be Strike Chipper Palin.
lovelie lovelie 7 years
Hen Waffle Palin haha
amybdk amybdk 7 years
Engine Nighthawk Palin
piper23 piper23 7 years
Hook Tuneup Palin. Got a nice ring to it.
queenegg queenegg 7 years
Sorry for the double post, but my boyfriend is Buster Taint Palin. Too funny!
queenegg queenegg 7 years
Bang Walmart Palin
rabidmoon rabidmoon 7 years
I'm Turbine Yukon Palin. /flex
chocolatine chocolatine 7 years
Drink Hack Palin, but I rarely drink.
karlotta karlotta 7 years
Charcoal Sniper Palin :D
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 7 years
My name would be: Bigger Channel Palin. :rotfl:
RockAndRepublic RockAndRepublic 7 years
I didn't use the generator, but i think Bucket Palin would be for me.
laluna laluna 7 years
Fork Decoy Palin
Megatron Megatron 7 years
Stoppage Lead Palin
ceej ceej 7 years
Crunk Petrol Palin here. I think that Hollywood has got it wrong, all the actors should embrace the idea of her becoming VP. That way they can name their children Laundry Basket or lug if they want to and never get any flack.
UnDave35 UnDave35 7 years
Drown Wing Palin!?!? Really?
em1282 em1282 7 years
Heh. Looks like my bf got one everyone loves, eh? ;)
dreamsugar dreamsugar 7 years
Mine = Stinger Assassin Palin :rotfl:
graylen graylen 7 years
I had engine nighthawk palin. my mom would be halter grasshopper palin.
ilanac13 ilanac13 7 years
bullet bodycheck palin - which i don't get. is there a formula for why it comes out the way that it does? i think that there's something to be said about having a short name, and it's the same mentality i think for people who name their children very random odd things. everyone wants a name that will stand out - and short names do it as much as longer names...and if you already have a 'nickname' as your full name then it's all the better right?
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