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Little Johnny Gets Uncorked

I totally identify with this melodramatic 11-year-old who got stuck in a sewer trying to retrieve a wrench for his sister. Rather than remaining calm and trusting that the cute firemen would get him out safely, he pulled out all the stops as if believing these were his last moments on earth. "This can't be happening! I'm going to die!!" he wails. "My leg is going to come out of its socket! No more!!" (That's so me on Monday morning, standing in a long line at Starbucks; I feel your pain, Johnny.)


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