Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to — you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . . . arced a full inch above where normal eyebrows grow" and with Amy Winehouse eyeliner that "has resulted in blocks of scariness." This letter writer pleads for this painted lady's co-workers to stage a makeup intervention. Oy vey! To see the rest of the letter, read more.