Meet Mark Ciptak. Instead of donating money to his presidential ticket of choice, or canvassing or any number of normal ways of showing his support, he decided to take the opportunity while his wife was recovering from childbirth to change their newborn baby's name from the lovely Ava Grace — to Sarah McCain Palin. His wife Layla declined to speak to reporters because she's tired and in shock. My theory? She's honing her ninja skills so she can kick her douchebag husband's ass 10 ways till Tuesday. I'd hide if I were you, Mark. Click here to read more about this genius.