"Man Vs. Wild" may be a difficult show to watch, but at least it's got a hot host. The premise? The hottie puts himself in harsh environments while equipped with nothing but the shirt on his back (and a professional camera crew) for survival. Only the most extreme tactics can save him. From drinking his own urine to decapitating and eating a snake with his own teeth, this hottie does it all. The question is: could our nature boy survive New York City? It's a jungle out there! Watch the following parody and see.