What happens in Arizona, stays in Arizona. Forever. Until it's annulled. Seems some Australian guy tried to get hitched recently, only to find out he'd drunkenly gotten married in 1978 — while he was married to someone going on 14 years! (Are you following this?) He divorced that first wife a while back, and, thinking that was it, was surprised to be presented with his drunken scrawl on the '78 marriage license when applying for the recent one. Word to the new bride: this one's a keeper; as in, you'd better keep yer eye on him! Click here to read about why gay marriage won't make a dent on the institution as it stands.