Meet the mayor of Arlington, Ore.: Carmen Kontur-Gronquist. She may have a constituency of merely 500 citizens, but do they really need to know what she looks like in her bra, underwear, and spray tan? (Do I, come to think of it?) Although the pictures (this is but one) were uploaded to her MySpace page before she became mayor — and curiously, also the fire department's executive secretary — "she saw no reason to remove them from the internet after taking office." Oh, reeaaally? How about, cuz now you're holding a public office and this is beyond crass and undignified? Click here to read more about the Mayor Gone Wild.