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More ESL Student Bloopers

We can laugh now at ESL student bloopers, but remember these moments on your next trip abroad...Thanks to innocentenglish for the great quotes!

  • I am so eager to mate you!
  • I have a very kinky neck.
  • My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.
  • Yesterday I had strong wind here.
  • In some countries, you should only drink the water a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad, but it will not have poison.
  • You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.
  • The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.
  • We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
  • My relationship with my ax girlfriend was so painful.
  • Add two cups of ground flowers.
  • A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.
  • Then add small feces of fish.
  • I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
  • When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.
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