We can laugh now at ESL student bloopers, but remember these moments on your next trip abroad...Thanks to innocentenglish for the great quotes!
- I am so eager to mate you!
- I have a very kinky neck.
- My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.
- Yesterday I had strong wind here.
- In some countries, you should only drink the water a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad, but it will not have poison.
- You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.
- The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.
- We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
- My relationship with my ax girlfriend was so painful.
- Add two cups of ground flowers.
- A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.
- Then add small feces of fish.
- I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
- When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.
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