I can only imagine this (presumably drunk) guy getting the above tattoo while obnoxiously announcing, "Eat your heart out Hannibal Lecter!" But dude, this is not the way to impress a chick. I don't care how much it hurt. A woman's Prince Charming will never have the face of Hannibal Lecter inked into his skin. It just defies the laws of common sense and sensibility. You would have been better off getting, oh I don't know, a recliner etched onto your butt. It's still scary, but not in that flesh-eating serial killer sort of way.
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